Get Your Obama Chia
In honor of our 44th Presidents 48th Birthday we present to you a “useful gift that everyone would love to have,” the Obama Chia!
All you have to do is soak Obama’s bust in water, spread the seed on his head (see Bill Clinton) and watch it grow! That Bill Clinton joke was in bad taste.
Even Chia is ready for some “Change.” So trade in your old clunker Garfield, Scooby Doo and Dinosaur Chia and invest in the new special edition Obama Chia. And how good does that green fro look on that bust.
Realize that this is a special edition Chia that you will want to give to your friends! And don’t forget to pick up your Ove Glove and The Clapper.
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yo, this is on my wishlist now!
why did i not get credit for this?
i totally found this and showed it to you
Dear Racheal, I would have to give you credit for almost everything if I gave you credit for things that you showed me.