The Ultimate Guantanamo Playlist

2009/10/23 | By | Reply More

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Our Mark Sanford Playlist was a hit, so we are back with the Gitmo Bay Playlist 09′.  If you haven’t heard what is going on, all these liberal hippy bands are pissed that their music is being blasted as torture.  They are throwing fits in DC trying to get the Government to tell them what songs they were playing.  Tom Morello is pissed because he knows they play “How I Could Just Kill a Man” on repeat over the intercom there.

All of these bands don’t want their music used as “torture,” but some of it tortured me for the last 20 years.  So here is our top 10 list of songs that “If Played on Repeat, I Would Admit To Something I didn’t Do”

Drum roll please

#10 Shane Sings in 5 Octaves

#9-All Summer Long by Kid Rock or any Kid Rock for that matter.

#8-Rockstar-Nickelback or any Nickelback for that matter

#7 Break Stuff- Limp Bizkit or any LB for that matter

#6 Hangin Tough New Kids on the Block

#5 Macarena-Los Del Rio


# 4 Barbie Girl-Aqua


#3 Who Let The Dogs Out-Baha Men

#2 The Thong Song-Sisqo

#1 Hanson-MMMMMMMBop

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